Hot pocket

1.	Hot Pocket
	The act of shitting inside a fold-out couch and then re-closing it, leaving it for an unsuspecting guest. (see similar terms: "upper-decker", "mexican waffle", "trunk muffin") That drunk guy that slept over last night left us a hot pocket. 2. hot pocket when a girl opens her viginia and the guy takes a shit in the pocket making a hot pocket looks like you got hot pocketed Jerry is hot pocketing his girl 3. hot pocket Firstly a tight seal must be created- the male covers the vagina with his butthole. This is essential. Next the male emits a fart that MUST BE gassy and hot into the vagina. The desired effect mimics that of a microwaved hot pocket where the bag expands. After completing the emission the male quickly covers the vagina with his hand (as to maintain the seal). At that point he performs cunilingus. (Girl bragging to friend) My boyfriend loves me so much that he gave me a hot pocket while we were watching the Wonder Years